Escort work
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Our
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- Highly experienced professional personnel.
- Regular guaranteed earnings.
- Highest daily earnings possible.
- Very well established agency.
- Immediate starts available.
- No need to have professional photos already.
- No need to drive yourself.
- No need to have your own place to work from.
- Very security focused escort agency.
- Highly experienced at working with those with no previous experience.
- No previous experience needed.
- Years and years of experience at running very busy escort agencies.
- Busiest escort agency in the city by a long way.
- Guaranteed to make money on every shift you work.
- Honest and professional attitude always.
- Superior setup and working ethos.
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- Free to join with no upfront fees.
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Birmingham escort jobs
When it comes to working as an escort in Birmingham. You need to ensure that everything is right for you. There are always somethings you should really bear in mind with Birmingham escort jobs. To give you an example of what I mean. You must bear in mind that starting a career as an escort in Birmingham. Is not an easy way out of the real world! Do not get me wrong the earnings will be higher than most people will ever achieve in 5 life times! But what I mean is, you need to realise its a real job. Just like any other. There are rules, regulations and you need to approach all your escort jobs with a professional manner. Another fortnight and you may have to make that tedious crawl to the Jobcentre Plus.
Those snobby cunts behind the desk don’t care about you. They have convoluted and self appointed titles such as “Custodian of the State’s Finances”. They will actually tell you so at your review. You can see them peering down their noses at you – self content in their own importance and power.
You are just a statistic.
An annoying statistic that they need to get off their books to massage the figures; Make their financial masters look good; Make the government look good.
There are no unemployed people in the UK – Chancellor Philip Hammond said so on the nineteenth of November.
Yet there you all sit. How bizarre!
Filing in and out of that god forsaken building.
Smiling politely and struggling to make it through the week; to pay bills; to purchase food.
“Have you applied for any jobs for which you are completely unsuitable for this week?”
“You’re a qualified Teacher? Here, apply for this Fireman’s job”.
“You’re a qualified Fireman? Here, apply for this teacher’s job”.
They will get you to apply for non existent jobs anyway. Just so they can monitor whether you have actually applied at all.
See if you did genuinely send that email like you said you would.
See if you have updated your Curriculum Vitae after all.
Too many paydays in the Universal Credit month?
Then you will be cut off and have to resign on again.
Still the fact you were signed off the books, even for a bit, looks good.
Less people claiming at the end of December…probably where all of Hammonds “no unemployed” disappear to.
The irony of you having to waste money, every fortnight, to commute back and forth for the pleasure of their smug and sanctimonious company is lost on them.
Something’s gotta give.
What you need is a career as an escort in Birmingham.
Common career goals
The Universe is about 13.7 Billion years old.
Planet Earth is about 4.5 Billion years old.
Hominoids are descendants of a common ancestor.
Survival of the species is ingrained.
The main reason we are all hardwired to procreate.
The urge to fuck, in layman’s terms.
(Well, for women to shit out another litter of unholy monkey children actually…perpetuation and continuation of Homo Sapiens Sapiens).
So, it is known that you like to get it on.
Get jiggly.
Play the Hide-the-Sausage game.
Make sweet loving on the rug in front of the fireplace. Oh yeah, that hit the spot….
A quick fondle in that alley next to the nightclub.
A bunk up in the back of the car.
So, you need a career or a job and you like to have sex?
It is established.
Have you considered investigating escort jobs in Birmingham?
Everybody dreams of getting paid and laid.
Yet how about getting paid to get laid?
Being an Escort in Birmingham is not just about looks. It’s not about huge plastic tits, hourglass figures or your amount of Twatter followers. (Despite every advertiser trying to convince you that it is.)
Do you have a great and bubbly social personality?
Do you like meeting other men and women and are not shy about stripping in front of them?
Can you fake passion with someone who disgusts and repulses you?
Are you considered pretty, hardworking and fun to be around?
At this point you may be feeling self conscious and worried about your body or physical shape.
Don’t be.
You’re much better looking than you think.
The path of initiation is fraught with challenges.
Many are called but few are chosen.
Cum. Fuck. Anal. Double Penetration. Pussy. Cunt. Dinner date.
Are you offended by the following words listed above?
No?
Then maybe you could combine the getting paid with getting laid after all.
Even if it’s just for a bit.
Until you get re-established.
Birmingham escort agency vacancies
If you are considering Adult industry jobs, beyond that time your ex uploaded that mobile phone footage of you on a revenge porn site, or Adult work in Birmingham then keep reading.
There are always plenty of adult Escort Agency Vacancies at www.eroticbirminghamescorts.co.uk.
The Erotic Birmingham escorts agency is a reputable and well established business that takes care of it girls. It looks out for their safety and well being.
It has experienced and dedicated staff and owners.
Working with a Birmingham escort agency can see you respected and working with fellow ladies of a similar temperament.
Birds of a feather flock together.
The agency always strives to establish itself in the high end of the industry, with a superior class of respectable customers who appreciate the girls.
The agency will always handle all bookings and enquiries for you.
Even if you don’t actually drive yourself, the agency can provide specific drivers to ferry you to your outcall destination and back.
Apart from during the appointment itself, you will be looked after.
There is no enforced exploitation.
How to Become an escort
You will not suddenly be loaded onto a Viking long ship.
You will not be cast off amongst the tempestuous waves at sunset.
You will not sail for days amongst rough seas, dock and finally sold to a swarthy merchant on the (anachronistic) Barbary Coast or at a market near the Caspian Sea.
At least, not here. So, how do you become an escort in Birmingham?
It’s really simple. First you sit and take a long hard look in the mirror. To be absolutely certain that this is something you wish to pursue.
Then you sleep on the idea.
When you wake up, and once you are one hundred percent certain, you can apply online.
There are no upfront fees and you can choose your own preferred hours and shifts to suit.
(What you can’t do is cancel at the last minute, swap or cherry-pick sessions.)
In a short space of time you could be making some hard cash.
What are the preferred specifics to be considered for an adult job in Birmingham with www.eroticbirminghamescorts.co.uk.?
All candidates must be over 18 years of age.
You will have an outgoing personality and have an open-minded or broad minded approach to life.
You are very good in satisfying and pleasing others, even if you may not necessarily be physically attracted to them.
You are in an excellent physical, mental and emotional state.
You are honest and reliable.
Very important: You are always discreet and confidential.
Secure online application
If you fulfil the criteria above and you have a few current photographs of yourself, including one of your face and figure, you can use the secure and confidential online application form to apply.
You don’t even need to provide professional photographs with your form.
All successful candidates will eventually get a paid for professional photoshoot for marketing purposes anyway.
The escort agency in Birmingham always invest a vast amount toward the positive marketing of its girls.
The Birmingham agency has a huge market for novelty and diversity and, currently, has candidates and applications from all corners of the globe.
What are the Agency expectations from a Birmingham escort?
Some of the men and women you will meet are not just after sex.
(Obviously, that is a big and major factor though. Don’t waltz into this thinking it’s all chats, cuddles and cups of coffee.)
Some of the people are looking for a substitute for intimacy.
Or some, companionship. Or a semi-emotional connection to a vibrant and attractive soul or like minded spirit.
Yet most will require some sort of hardcore rutting or pornographic pleasure administered by your good self. Hard and ephemeral. Cash for a quickie.
Therefore, any job with the erotic Birmingham escorts agency is going to be extremely personal and physical.
The optimal minimum amount of shifts is usually three.
The agency will be open around the clock and every day (and night) of the year.
There is an ample selection of shifts you can work around a twenty four schedule.
A major requisite of any escort from Birmingham is her ability to supply customer satisfaction. Every time.
Every escort will always strive to exceed customers expectations.
Whether you are providing companionship on a date or being a kinky playmate, it’s very important to ensure each customer, or customers plural if you agree to that sort of thing, is pleased and contented with the experience.
High Earning escort jobs
What are some of the financial prospects of being an escort?
If you are drowning in university debt to pay off why not consider an adult escort role?
You can easily make a fantastic amount of money in a relatively short time.
Are you suffering hardship due to uncertainty about the Brexit progress?
You can start making a massive wad of cash until the situation sorts itself and genuine jobs start to return.
Not those 16 hour, part time or zero hours Christmas/summer holiday season contracts you’re forced to accept out of necessity either.
They are just the start of the rot. They are quickly becoming so “established” that eventually people will forget to question them.
They will just accept them, as if it was always so.
Maybe you just want to get off the fucking dole?
Perhaps a short anonymous stint as a working girl until a proper job presents itself a bit further down the road?
Maybe you just want to start making instant earnings rather than praying for tips on your first night as a barmaid?
With a job as a Birmingham escort you can start earning from your very first night.
You can even juggle your escort work as a second income.
You have a nice, face, body and personality.
You’re outgoing, sociable and open minded…make all of this work for you.
Play to your strengths.
Use your assets.
As well as getting paid, occasionally a girl will get extremely lucky. Sometimes clients develop a fascination and will establish a favourite. Sometimes clients will shower a favourite with gifts or pay to take her away for long weekend retreats.
If you establish yourself to the higher end of the market, there may be all sorts of opportunities.
Due to the fact that expectation influences outcome, there are a few types of escort careers available.
Most girls will be standard escort. Though this is perhaps a bit of an unfair misnomer.
The standard just refers to the price charge for incall and outcall services.
A lot of regular clients are business men and women or professionals anyway.
(Service charges are not ridiculously cheap but they are fully inclusive and very reasonable.)
Even if you are new to the industry, many of the clients aren’t.
Most are regular and returning customers who have been screened and vetted over time.
High Class escorts, obviously, market themselves toward a more money orientated client or professional.
Elite escorts aim for a jet-set and lavish world of international travelling, partying and tactfully being secretly associated with high-flying individuals.
Investigate jobs/careers or adult work in Birmingham today.
Even if you just need three months worth of hard cash to make a difference.
Break the cycle.
Start winning.
Be the honey…with the money.
There is always work guaranteed with the oldest profession on Earth.
And please, genuine ladies only.
None of this “during the transmigration of souls I got put in the wrong body horseshit.”
Your Open Society Foundation agenda and paymasters have been recognised and exposed.